Sex Talk

Today I went to Nilai with 2 of my best colleague, Normah and Linda to attend a meeting on how to write the report for TDK green survey sheet form. It was raining heavily since this morning and I had headache the whole day.

On our way back from TDK, the 3 of us were discussing about sex. I would never have thought that Normah can be so open about it and not shy to share about his experience with me and Linda. It's an open discussion as Linda will be getting married another 2 months so she's kinda excited and at the same time worried about getting it on first time with her future husband.

Some of the recaps of our conversation in the car:

LINDA: "Kak Normah, sakit ke malam pertama nanti? Linda malulah..hehe"

NORMAH: "Akak pun segan jugak sampai anak pertama pun masih segan lagi tau"

ME: "Segan sbb apa?"

NORMAH: "Yelah, nk tgk benda 'tu' and dia pun nk tgk kita punya..mestilah malu...hehehehe". Akak kalo ngan suami pun tutup lampu tau"

ME: "La..rugilah..nanti tak nampak muka nk cium plak. Lagipun tak uumphh la tutup lampu. At least biar ada lampu sikit baru seksi..wakakakaka"

NORMAH: "Ish..seganlah...kalo body mcm Erra Fazira lainlah..."

ME: "Member saya ada gak citer bila honeymoon tu asyik main jer. Pastu darah tak henti2 lak tu kuar. Biasalah anak dara lagi kan."

NORMAH: "Itu maknanya kena cakap kt suami dia suruh slow2 jgn main terjah jer"

ME: "Ala, member tu kata skrg ni dia dah expert...hehe..tgk, baru setahun kahwin dah dpt baby"

LINDA: "Abis tu Kak, kalo mengandung boleh main ke?"

NORMAH: "Takkanlah nk suruh suami puasa lak. Kesian dia. Macam akak dulu, pantang 100hari. Dalam masa tu kalo nk kasi benda 'tu' ketat balik, jgn sex. Orang lelaki ni pakai tangan pun boleh gak."

LINDA: "Huh? Pakai tangan?"

NORMAH: "Tanya si yus ni. Dia mesti tahu"

"Hahahahaha"

ME: "Habislah ko Linda lepas ni. Member yus pernah cakap dulu yang husband dia ada ckp, jgn dia jer yg mulakan dulu tp member yus tu wat bodoh jer. Kena sama2 baru dia rasa diri dia di ingini. Lagi satu, jgn suami jer duk bekerja keras tp isteri terima jer".

"Betul tu..."

"Hahahahaha.............."

So, that'S the end of our small little chat. Tak sangka di sebalik keayuan Normah tu, boleh tahan gak dia tu.

I SAY: Habislah Linda. Tapi Linda segan gak bila Kak Mah kata perempuan ni lambat naik. Yelah, tak macam lelaki kan. Senang jer bendera berkibar tegak di angkasa...kikikiki